Monkey Business

RedTamarin has been making strange patterns in the sand with his/her peanuts. Commenting on the Jericho Raid where the British and American's deserted their posts, allowing the Israelis to move in, kill Palestinian guards, and capture prisoners, in violation of an agreement, s/he offers:

Both parties were presented with the agreement in 2002, but neither Sharon nor Arafat ever put pen to paper. It has been considered binding the UK and US, who have done their part in fulfilling its provisions, but it never really existed.

This is an interesting argument but not one that is based in fact. As any law student knows, an agreement is not binding only if it is written and signed. Oral contracts and agreements are equally binding (in most legal systems, including our own). Indeed, we all enter into binding verbal agreements all the time.

The killer fact here is that the unsigned agreement has been implemented by the relevant parties all this time. The Palestinians kept this man in jail, the Israeli's kept out of it, and the British and Americans provided the jailers.

We can all find the Israeli legal system a bit confusing from time to time (relying as it does on (cough, cough) facts on the ground concerning key issues) but I am happy to report that the Israeli courts have enforced verbal agreements where the conduct of the parties evidences mutual intent.

The laughable bit is that she claims to be providing

details and insight that you can't find anywhere else in print or online media at present

. Right. It looked to me like a RedTamarin scratching its arse. Or it could have been spreading disinformation. Monkey see, monkey do. I wonder where RedTamarin picked up that information.

Meanwhile the bigger Westminster story, that over this issue Jack Straw lied in the Commons is ignored.

What is Vole Strangling?

I would like to credit the article, Do MSM Blogs Stack Up? by Justin of Chicken Yoghurt, for inspiring the name for this blog.

In his article he looks at bloggers from Mainstream Media and says

I have yet to see a newspaper blog where the writer has got down and dirty with the readers. This defeats the object of blogging to a large extent and is seen as poor etiquette by many non-newspaper bloggers

David Aaronovitch, for example, has recently scrambled aboard the blogwagon. Unfortunately he isn’t offering much more than the opportunity for readers to ruck among themselves over his newspaper columns. There’s no further input or acknowledgement from David himself. BBC political correspondent Nick Robinson’s blog does offer excellent exclusive content but, again, no banter in the comments.

Clearly most newspaper bloggers have other things to do on the paper, but a cynic might suggest that the illusion of interaction is merely a new-fangled way of attracting and keeping readers rather than a serious attempt at engaging them in a real debate. Many journalists have personal blogs and interact, sometimes vocifer ously, with their readers. Just not on the company dollar. When it comes to entering into a dialogue with the readership, it seems journalists must do it on their own time.

A good point.

But what happens when you can't tell your common-or-garden astro-turf from the real thing? What happens when there are little rodents running around your lawn and burrowing under the grass you have carefully seeded?

That's when you need a professional vole strangler.

Smelling a Rodent

This is a logo of a well-known rodent organisation.

An experienced vole strangler can smell a nasty rodent from a long way off, even when it is hiding underground.

In the 1980's, The Vole Strangler had the unfortunate experience of meeting Arthur Kemp, apartheid security policeman. While at University and keeping tabs on progressive activists, Arthur belonged to an outfit that was affiliated to the International Freedom Foundation (IFF). He was a weedy character, but most of his outfit were built like bouncers, and were not averse to beating people up. Arthur was later involved in the assassination of an ANC leader. Now in Britain he is now a friend of Nick Griffen and a member of the BNP.

These days he is an open rightwinger. He has written a white-supremecist book (that we can all agree doesn't celebrate his racially superior countrymen enough!) However back in 1980s Kemp was fond of saying he was a moderate, but he spent most of his time attacking the African National Congress, the Sandinistas, and what he called "a global communist conspiracy". It later turned out that the whole IFF shower was an apartheid front, brought to you by the same people who brought you:

• Apartheid
• State terrorism
• Murder
• Political assassinations
• Bombing of opponents offices
• Death squads
• Bribery and corruption

and lots of other nasty things.
Their friends in the USA were people like Jack Abramoff and Tom DeLay, and various right wing groups. Besides for bringing us the Taliban (via their support for the mujahadeen), these people introduced covert funding for slick (pro-apartheid) political campaigns.

For an in depth look at this aspect, see this War and Peace article.

See also CapitalBuzz:

The International Freedom Foundation "Tackled" The ANC For the Apartheid Regime. According to Russel Crystal, IFF’s chief in South Africa, "'The military intelligence, there were certain things they wanted done - tackling the ANC as a terrorist-communist organization,' Crystal said. 'The projects we did for them, they paid for.' He added that it was not impossible that South Africa accounted for far more than his estimated 50 percent of IFF revenues. As an example of this 'tackling,' Crystal cited the targeting of Oliver Tambo, whenever the late exiled leader of the ANC traveled around the world." According to former Senior South African spy Craig Williamson "'The advantage of the IFF was that it pilloried the ANC,' said Williamson. 'The sort of general western view of the ANC up until 1990 was a box of matches [violence] and Soviet-supporting - slavishly was the word we latched on. That was backed up with writings, intellectual inputs. It was a matter of undercutting ANC credibility.'" [Newsday, 7/16/95]

The IFF were not merely useful idiots for the Apartheid government, they were nutjobs in their own right. Some of them were seen sporting Hang Mandela t-shirts. Voles of the same pelt tended to congregate together, and that they were under the banner of the IFF didn't fool any respectable vole strangler.

This Vole Strangler was reminded of this bunch of right-wing extremists when he saw that the same kind of nutjobs are flocking to the blog Harry's Place. Again these dirty vermin are couching their words in "moderate" terms: they support democracy, freedom, shoelaces, English muffins, motherhood and apple pie. However there is a strong whiff of the vole about them.

Another site to watch is Guido Fawkes blog, where one of the regulars has even owned up to being an old IFF supporter.

Voles and Trolls

This is a vole. I strongly advocate the strangling of voles. Voles are annoying creatures. The best way to get rid of them is to starve them of oxygen.



This is a troll. The most widely agreed method of getting rid of trolls is to ignore them and deny them the oxygen of publicity.


I am not sure whether David Aaronovich is a vole or a troll.